New Resident Evil 5 Screen Lovin
October 7, 2008 by Amrit Maharaj
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Just when you thought it was safe to go to Africa, little do you know, the place is overrun with friggin zombies and crazy shit like that. First lesson is to not crap your pants when you see them, that’ll just make them angrier and crazier, so dont crap your pants. If you have to soil yourself, piss your pants, theres slightly more dignity in that. Second, dont forget lotion. Africa is friggin hot, you dry out like a motherfucker in that place. Thirdly, dont fuckin go to Africa, and if you’re already in Africa, you deserve to get eaten by undead zombie people cause you should know better.
Our Secondary Fire Ninja Journalist skillz acquired for us some swank new screens of the upcoming survival horror sequel. There are quite a few of them so dont look too long or you’ll go blind from too much awesome.
Anyway, enjoy these screens of Resident Evil 5:
Right … because we all know that African Zombies got APE SHIT for new world feces.
yeah its all the extra carbs and bull hormones in our diet, just sets them off for some reason
I just read this post again, and concluded that if I were a native to Africa, or at the very least, a proud African citizen, I’d be REALLY offended right about now…………..*cough*
But it’s still hilarious.
Us? Offensive?!?! My Word! I should throw a used condom at you for that comment!
Maybe you should do some ‘Roid rage jokes to even out the palette?