Then I turn on G4TV to see what’s on – you know, catch up on the gaming news, look at Olivia Munn’s hot <insert body part here – no pun intended>, whatever. Instead I catch an episode of Hurl, a gameshow in which proud citizens of the new world (ie. America) push their stomachs to the limit, eating vomit-inducing foods in mass quantity, and riding amusement park spin-coasters until they throw up. Observe:

The show is everything that’s wrong with the new world today. We’ve come to a point that we’re just eating tuna salad, pudding, and spaghetti until we push it through our noses, while other nations sustain themselves with a handful of grains every couple of days. Anyway, DON’T watch this shit, and just tune into Attack of the Show instead (there are two very good reasons to watch).